Drunk Texting is the Devils Entertainment
Aug 27
Relationships drinking, drunk, ex, girlfriend, message, text No Comments
Whoever you are, whatever you do, don’t drunk text. I have officially decided that drunk texting is the worst thing you can do. There should be a breathalyzer feature for text functions on cell phones after 10pm. Nothing good ever happens when I’m drinking and send text messages after a certain point.
Last night was no exception. In between half-heartily messaging a girl to come meet me at the bar and telling another friend i’ll try and meet up with him, even though the odds of me leaving were abysmal, I managed to get in a drunken text deathmatch with my ex girlfriend.
backstory
Now, if you’ve followed my blog or tweets, you’d know that I’ve been attempting to ‘cut’ her out of my life for a few months. All my attempts have been in absolute vain. You can read a previous post about how I was going to stop talking to her here. What can I say.. she’s just a very important and influential part of my life. No matter how hard I try, I just can’t push her away for longer than a few days.
Anyway, recently I’ve been really busy with everything that is going on in my life. I’ve been intentionally avoiding her and dodging having to hang out with her. We were suppose to get together last night and chill, but I went a head and made other plans. It seems like everytime I go to her house, I fall back in love with what we use to have. Therefore, I try to get her to come to my place or meet somewhere in the middle.
current
After blowing her off, I decided to go play a little poker with some friends before heading to this bar that my roommates girlfriend works at. As the night wore on, I had a few beers and thought it would a fantastic idea to shoot my ex a text asking one simple question.
“what do you want from me?”
Now, apparently this is the most difficult question on the planet because in sending this text, I opened a shitstorm of drama of which an entire cast of MTV’s Real World would be proud. The next 3 hours were a marathon of bitch banter. From that simple text, we dove into an abyss of blame ranging from whos fault it was we broke up, to what douche bags and sluts our friends were. Inevitably by the end of the conversation, everything was my fault. All of this drama stemmed from a couple of beers and a simple drunk text.
On top of this, because I was buzzed, emotional, and angry, I decided in a fog that it would be a great idea to send multiple other girls in my phone texts saying that we should stop talking.
I’m the champion.
This morning I was pleasantly surprised when I awoke with a substantial headache and my phone still in my hand. For a moment I had forgotten me escapades from the previous evening and the crapfest of drama that had ensued. As I looked through my phone reading and re-reading the texts I had sent and received I realized (once again) that drinking and texting is probably the worst idea ever.
aftermath
I’ve gotten a few texts from the girls I meticulously told we should stop talking wondering what my deal was. I’ve repaired most of those issues and blamed it on drunk texting. They, for the most part, all thought that was fine and we had a good laugh.
My ex on the other hand is still pretty pissed off at me. Ironically, in my haze I may have successfully done permanent damage to what’s left of my ex and I’s relationship.
so moral of the story – DONT DRINK AND TEXT.
